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"What's the definition of confusion? Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market."

Unknown

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"Half the people you know are below average."

Steven Wright

Submitted by: Admin /  2018-02-16   Category: Funny

"If you want the rainbow, you got to put up with the rain."

Steven Wright

Submitted by: Admin /  2018-02-16   Category: Funny

"All those who believe in psycho kinesis, raise my hand."

Steven Wright

Submitted by: Admin /  2018-02-16   Category: Funny

"OK, so what's the speed of dark?"

Steven Wright

Submitted by: Admin /  2018-02-16   Category: Funny

"When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane."

Steven Wright

Submitted by: Admin /  2018-02-16   Category: Funny

"I intend to live forever ... So far, so good."

Steven Wright

Submitted by: Admin /  2018-02-16   Category: Funny

"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?"

Steven Wright

Submitted by: Admin /  2018-02-16   Category: Funny

"Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it."

Steven Wright

Submitted by: Admin /  2018-02-16   Category: Funny

"The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread."

Steven Wright

Submitted by: Admin /  2018-02-16   Category: Funny

"The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard."

Steven Wright

Submitted by: Admin /  2018-02-16   Category: Funny

"The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it."

Steven Wright

Submitted by: Admin /  2018-02-16   Category: Funny

"If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work?"

Steven Wright

Submitted by: Admin /  2018-02-16   Category: Funny

""Enquiry of learned Physicians, Chemists, &c. of this enlightened Age. It is universally well known, That in digesting our common Food, there is created or produced in the Bowels of human Creatures, a great Quantity of Wind.""

Benjamin Franklin -- Pamphlet called "Fart Proudly."

Submitted by: Admin /  2018-01-24   Category: Funny

"Surgery is really just a very accurate stabbing."

Unknown

Submitted by: gtgillis /  2014-03-04   Category: Funny

"It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of Sapho that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, stains become a warning. It is by will alone I set my mind in motion."

Piter De Vries

Submitted by: gtgillis /  2013-11-20   Category: Dune

"We Fremen have a saying: "God created Arakis to train the faithful." One cannot go against the word of God."

Paul Atreides

Submitted by: gtgillis /  2013-11-20   Category: Dune

"You have no need for your weapons with me, Gurney Halleck."

Paul Atreides

Submitted by: gtgillis /  2013-11-20   Category: Dune

"Behold, as a wild ass in the desert, go I forth to my work."

Gurney Halleck

Submitted by: gtgillis /  2013-11-20   Category: Dune

"The slow blade penetrates the shield."

Gurney Halleck

Submitted by: gtgillis /  2013-11-20   Category: Dune

"I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when my fear is gone I will turn and face fear's path, and only I will remain."

Paul Atreides

Submitted by: gtgillis /  2013-11-20   Category: Dune

"Tell me of your homeworld, Usul."

Chani

Submitted by: gtgillis /  2013-11-20   Category: Dune

"I knew Yueh's wife. I was the one who broke his Imperial conditioning. I've thought of many pleasures with you. It is perhaps better that you die in the innards of a worm. Desire clouds my reason. That is not good. That is bad."

Piter De Vries

Submitted by: gtgillis /  2013-11-20   Category: Dune

"Who is the little one, a pet perhaps? Will she deserve my special attentions?"

Feyd-Rautha

Submitted by: gtgillis /  2013-11-20   Category: Dune

"I'll miss the sea, but a person needs new experiences. They jar something deep inside, allowing him to grow. Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken."

Duke Leto Atreides

Submitted by: gtgillis /  2013-11-20   Category: Dune

"He who controls the Spice, controls the universe!"

Baron Harkonnen

Submitted by: gtgillis /  2013-11-20   Category: Dune

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"He's more machine now than man, twisted and evil."

Obi-Wan Kenobi

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