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"I was so poor growing up ... if I wasn't a boy ...I'd have nothing to play with."

Rodney Dangerfield

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"Adventure. Heh. Excitement. Heh. A Jedi craves not these things."

Yoda -- Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back

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"I know."

Han Solo -- Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back

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"I’ve been waiting for you, Obi-Wan. We meet again, at last. The circle is now complete. When I left you, I was but the learner; now I am the master."

Darth Vader -- Episode IV: A New Hope

Submitted by: gtgillis /  2013-11-20   Category: Star Wars

"De wanna wanga."

Bib Fortuna -- Episode VI: Return of the Jedi

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"You cannot escape your destiny. You must face Darth Vader again."

Obi-Wan Kenobi -- Episode VI: Return of the Jedi

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"No. Leave them to me. I will deal with them myself."

Darth Vader -- Episode VI: Return of the Jedi

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"Aren’t you a little short for a stormtrooper?"

Princess Leia -- Episode IV: A New Hope

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"You don’t know how hard I found it, signing the order to terminate your life."

Governor Tarkin -- Episode IV: A New Hope

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"Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. How embarrassing."

Yoda -- Episode II: Attack of the Clones

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"When nine hundred years old you reach, look as good, you will not, hmmm?"

Yoda -- Episode VI: Return of the Jedi

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"Now, young Skywalker… you will die."

The Emperor -- Episode VI: Return of the Jedi

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"Hello. I don’t believe we have been introduced. R2-D2? A pleasure to meet you. I am C-3PO."

C-3PO -- Episode I: The Phantom Menace

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"Ahh, hard to see, the Dark Side is."

Yoda -- Episode I: The Phantom Menace

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"At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last we will have revenge."

Darth Maul -- Episode I: The Phantom Menace

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"You came in that thing? You’re braver than I thought."

Princess Leia -- Episode IV: A New Hope

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"Obi-Wan Kenobi. Obi-Wan. Now that’s a name I have not heard in a long time. A long time."

Obi-wan Kenobi -- Episode IV: A New Hope

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"Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you’re my only hope."

Princess Leia -- Episode IV: A New Hope

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"Obi-Wan has taught you well."

Darth Vader -- Episode VI: Return of the Jedi

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"Traveling through hyperspace ain’t like dusting crops, farm boy."

Han Solo -- Episode IV: A New Hope

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"The force is strong with this one."

Darth Vader -- Episode IV: A New Hope

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"If there’s a bright centre to the universe, you’re on the planet that it’s farthest from."

Luke Skywalker -- Episode IV: A New Hope

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"Your eyes can deceive you; don’t trust them."

Obi-wan Kenobi -- Episode IV: A New Hope

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"You may dispense with the pleasantries, Commander. I am here to put you back on schedule."

Darth Vader -- Episode VI: Return of the Jedi

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"Don’t call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease."

C-3PO -- Episode IV: A New Hope

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"What am I, a doctor or a moonshuttle conductor?"

Dr. Leonard 'Bones' McCoy -- The Corbomite Maneuver  (Stardate Unknown)

Submitted by: gtgillis /  2013-11-20   Category: Star Trek

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Nancy Reagan, former First Lady

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