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"14. The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, “You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done.”"
George Carlin
Submitted by: gtgillis / 2007-05-13
Category: George Carlin Top 101 Jokes
