"63. The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post “Thou shalt not steal,” “Thou shalt not commit adultery,” and “Thou shalt not lie” in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment."

George Carlin

Submitted by: gtgillis / 2007-05-13
Category: George Carlin Top 101 Jokes