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The 6 Phases of Working

 Phase 1 

You are listening to jazz -- Your first day at work is great.. 
Your co-workers are wonderful, your office is cute, 
you love your boss.
Phase 2

You are listening to pop music -- After a while you are 
so busy that you are not sure if you're coming or going anymore. 

Phase 3

You are listening to heavy metal -- 
This is what happens after about SIX Months! 

Phase 4

You are listening to hip hop -- You become bloated due to stress, 
you're gaining weight due to lack of exercise because you are so 
tired and…

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"A slight perusal of the laws by which the measures of vindictive and coercive justice are established will discover so many disproportions between crimes and punishments, such capricious distinctions of guilt, and such confusion of remissness and severity as can scarcely be believed to have been produced by public wisdom, sincerely and calmly studious of public happiness."

Samuel Johnson

Submitted by: gtgillis / 2004-11-03
Category: Miscellany

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