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"26. The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions."

George Carlin

  Category: George Carlin Top 101 Jokes

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"A democracy is a state which recognises the subjecting of the minority to the majority."

Vladimir Ilyich Lenin

Submitted by: gtgillis /  2004-11-03   Category: Freedom

"A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity."

Sigmund Freud

Submitted by: gtgillis /  2004-11-03   Category: Freedom

"All democrats are insane, but not one of them knows it; none but the republicans and mugwumps know it. All the republicans are insane, but only the democrats and mugwumps can perceive it. The rule is perfect: in all matters of opinion our adversaries are insane."

Mark Twain

Submitted by: gtgillis /  2004-11-03   Category: Freedom

"Pity for the guilty is treason to the innocent."

Kahlan the Mother Confessor -- Faith of the Fallen - Terry Goodkind  (2000)

Submitted by: gtgillis /  2005-02-11   Category: Freedom

"A bad cause will ever be supported by bad means and bad men."

Thomas Paine

Submitted by: gtgillis /  2004-11-03   Category: Freedom

"Prohibition... goes beyond the bounds of reason in that it attempts to control mans' appetite through legislation and makes a crime out of things that are not even crimes... A prohibition law strikes a blow at the very principles upon which our Government was founded."

Abraham Linclon

Submitted by: gtgillis /  2011-05-24   Category: Freedom

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"33. Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”?"

George Carlin

Submitted by: gtgillis / 2007-05-13
Category: George Carlin Top 101 Jokes

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