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Results Returned: 34
The following quotes appear under the "Cowboy Wisdom" category:
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"Country fences need to be horse high, pig tight, and bull strong"
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"A bumblebee is faster than a John Deere tractor"
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"Life is simpler when you plow around the stump"
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"Keep skunks, lawyers and bankers at a distance"
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"Don't name a pig you plan to eat"
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"Life is not about how fast you run, or how high you climb, but how well
you bounce"
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"Words that soak into your ears are whispered, not yelled"
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"Meanness don't happen overnight"
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"Forgive your enemies. It messes with their heads"
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"Don't sell your mule to buy a plow"
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"Don't corner something meaner than you"
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"It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge"
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"You can't unsay a cruel thing"
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"When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty."
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"The best sermons are lived, not preached"
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"Most of the stuff people worry about never happens"
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"Don't squat with your spurs on"
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"Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer"
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"Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time"
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"Don't interfere with something that ain't botherin' you none"
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"Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain
dance"
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"It's better to be a has-been than a never-was"
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"If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'"
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"If it don't seem like it's worth the effort, it probably ain't"
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"Sometimes you get and sometimes you get got."
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"The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with watches you shave his face in the mirror every morning."
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"If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin'
somebody else's dog around"
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"Only cows know why they stampede."
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"Always drink upstream from the herd."
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"If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there with ya."
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"Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment."
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"Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back
in"
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"You can't tell how good a man or a watermelon is 'till they get thumped."
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"Never miss a good chance to shut up."
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