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"37. Eventually, alas, I realized the main purpose of buying cocaine is to run out of it."

George Carlin

  Category: George Carlin Top 101 Jokes

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"Ahh, hard to see, the Dark Side is."

Yoda -- Episode I: The Phantom Menace

Submitted by: gtgillis /  2013-11-20   Category: Star Wars

"Hello. I don’t believe we have been introduced. R2-D2? A pleasure to meet you. I am C-3PO."

C-3PO -- Episode I: The Phantom Menace

Submitted by: gtgillis /  2013-11-20   Category: Star Wars

"Now, young Skywalker… you will die."

The Emperor -- Episode VI: Return of the Jedi

Submitted by: gtgillis /  2013-11-20   Category: Star Wars

"When nine hundred years old you reach, look as good, you will not, hmmm?"

Yoda -- Episode VI: Return of the Jedi

Submitted by: gtgillis /  2013-11-20   Category: Star Wars

"Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. How embarrassing."

Yoda -- Episode II: Attack of the Clones

Submitted by: gtgillis /  2013-11-20   Category: Star Wars

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"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."

Rodney Dangerfield

Submitted by: gtgillis / 2006-08-25
Category: Funny

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