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"41. Have you noticed that most of the women who are against abortion are women you wouldn’t want to fuck in the first place? There’s such balance in nature."

George Carlin

  Category: George Carlin Top 101 Jokes

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"Ahh, hard to see, the Dark Side is."

Yoda -- Episode I: The Phantom Menace

Submitted by: gtgillis /  2013-11-20   Category: Star Wars

"Hello. I don’t believe we have been introduced. R2-D2? A pleasure to meet you. I am C-3PO."

C-3PO -- Episode I: The Phantom Menace

Submitted by: gtgillis /  2013-11-20   Category: Star Wars

"Now, young Skywalker… you will die."

The Emperor -- Episode VI: Return of the Jedi

Submitted by: gtgillis /  2013-11-20   Category: Star Wars

"When nine hundred years old you reach, look as good, you will not, hmmm?"

Yoda -- Episode VI: Return of the Jedi

Submitted by: gtgillis /  2013-11-20   Category: Star Wars

"Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. How embarrassing."

Yoda -- Episode II: Attack of the Clones

Submitted by: gtgillis /  2013-11-20   Category: Star Wars

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"Your eyes can deceive you; don't trust them."

Obi-wan Kenobi

Submitted by: gtgillis / 2013-11-20
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