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"86. So far, this is the oldest I’ve been."

George Carlin

  Category: George Carlin Top 101 Jokes

Results Returned:  80

The following quotes appear under the "Star Wars" category:

"The Force is what gives a Jedi his power. It’s an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds the galaxy together."

Obi-Wan Kenobi -- Episode IV: A New Hope

Submitted by: gtgillis /  2013-11-20   Category: Star Wars

"No. I am your father."

Darth Vader -- Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back

Submitted by: gtgillis /  2013-11-20   Category: Star Wars

"Do not be too proud of this technological terror you’ve constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant, next to the power of the Force."

Darth Vader -- Episode IV: A New Hope

Submitted by: gtgillis /  2013-11-20   Category: Star Wars

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

Obi-Wan Kenobi -- Episode IV: A New Hope

Submitted by: gtgillis /  2013-11-20   Category: Star Wars

"Adventure. Heh. Excitement. Heh. A Jedi craves not these things."

Yoda -- Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back

Submitted by: gtgillis /  2013-11-20   Category: Star Wars

"I know."

Han Solo -- Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back

Submitted by: gtgillis /  2013-11-20   Category: Star Wars

"I’ve been waiting for you, Obi-Wan. We meet again, at last. The circle is now complete. When I left you, I was but the learner; now I am the master."

Darth Vader -- Episode IV: A New Hope

Submitted by: gtgillis /  2013-11-20   Category: Star Wars

"De wanna wanga."

Bib Fortuna -- Episode VI: Return of the Jedi

Submitted by: gtgillis /  2013-11-20   Category: Star Wars

"You cannot escape your destiny. You must face Darth Vader again."

Obi-Wan Kenobi -- Episode VI: Return of the Jedi

Submitted by: gtgillis /  2013-11-20   Category: Star Wars

"No. Leave them to me. I will deal with them myself."

Darth Vader -- Episode VI: Return of the Jedi

Submitted by: gtgillis /  2013-11-20   Category: Star Wars

"Aren’t you a little short for a stormtrooper?"

Princess Leia -- Episode IV: A New Hope

Submitted by: gtgillis /  2013-11-20   Category: Star Wars

"That’s no moon. It’s a space station."

Obi-Wan Kenobi -- Episode IV: A New Hope

Submitted by: gtgillis /  2013-11-20   Category: Star Wars

"Traveling through hyperspace ain’t like dusting crops, farm boy."

Han Solo -- Episode IV: A New Hope

Submitted by: gtgillis /  2013-11-20   Category: Star Wars

"The force is strong with this one."

Darth Vader -- Episode IV: A New Hope

Submitted by: gtgillis /  2013-11-20   Category: Star Wars

"If there’s a bright centre to the universe, you’re on the planet that it’s farthest from."

Luke Skywalker -- Episode IV: A New Hope

Submitted by: gtgillis /  2013-11-20   Category: Star Wars

"Your eyes can deceive you; don’t trust them."

Obi-wan Kenobi -- Episode IV: A New Hope

Submitted by: gtgillis /  2013-11-20   Category: Star Wars

"Obi-Wan has taught you well."

Darth Vader -- Episode VI: Return of the Jedi

Submitted by: gtgillis /  2013-11-20   Category: Star Wars

"Remember… the Force will be with you, always."

Obi-wan Kenobi -- Episode IV: A New Hope

Submitted by: gtgillis /  2013-11-20   Category: Star Wars

"You may dispense with the pleasantries, Commander. I am here to put you back on schedule."

Darth Vader -- Episode VI: Return of the Jedi

Submitted by: gtgillis /  2013-11-20   Category: Star Wars

"Don’t call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease."

C-3PO -- Episode IV: A New Hope

Submitted by: gtgillis /  2013-11-20   Category: Star Wars

"You don’t know how hard I found it, signing the order to terminate your life."

Governor Tarkin -- Episode IV: A New Hope

Submitted by: gtgillis /  2013-11-20   Category: Star Wars

"Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you’re my only hope."

Princess Leia -- Episode IV: A New Hope

Submitted by: gtgillis /  2013-11-20   Category: Star Wars

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. Obi-Wan. Now that’s a name I have not heard in a long time. A long time."

Obi-wan Kenobi -- Episode IV: A New Hope

Submitted by: gtgillis /  2013-11-20   Category: Star Wars

"You came in that thing? You’re braver than I thought."

Princess Leia -- Episode IV: A New Hope

Submitted by: gtgillis /  2013-11-20   Category: Star Wars

"At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last we will have revenge."

Darth Maul -- Episode I: The Phantom Menace

Submitted by: gtgillis /  2013-11-20   Category: Star Wars

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Lynn Lavner

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