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The following quotes appear under the "Golf" category:

"These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow."

Sam Snead

"A hungry dog hunts best."

Lee Trevino

"You can talk to a fade but a hook won't listen.."

Lee Trevino

"I was three over. One over a house, one over a patio, and one over a swimming pool."

George Brett

"Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula. And I took a 7 to do that.."

Jim Murray

"The only sure rule in golf is - he who has the fastest cart never has to play the bad lie."

Mickey Mantle

"Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you're not good at them."

Kevin Costner

"I don't fear death, but I sure don't like those three-footers for par."

Chi Chi Rodriguez

"After all these years, it's still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye.."

Chi Chi Rodriguez

"The ball retriever is not long enough to get my putter out of the tree."

Brian Weis

"Swing hard in case you hit it."

Dan Marino

"My favorite shots are the practice swing and the conceded putt. The rest can never be mastered."

Lord Robertson

"Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air."

Jack Benny

"Professional golf is the only sport where, if you win 20% of the time, you're the best."

Jack Nicklaus

"The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. It's almost a law."

H G Wells

"I never pray on a golf course. Actually, the Lord answers my prayers everywhere except on the course."

Billy Graham

"If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it , it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf."

Bob Hope

"While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake."

Henry Youngman

"If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball."

Jack Lemmon

"You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work."

Lee Trevino

"I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced."

Lee Trevino