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"Architecture in general is frozen music."

Friedrich Schelling

  Category: Miscellany

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""Enquiry of learned Physicians, Chemists, &c. of this enlightened Age. It is universally well known, That in digesting our common Food, there is created or produced in the Bowels of human Creatures, a great Quantity of Wind.""

Benjamin Franklin -- Pamphlet called "Fart Proudly."

Submitted by: Admin /  2018-01-24   Category: Funny

"Half the people you know are below average."

Steven Wright

Submitted by: Admin /  2018-02-16   Category: Funny

"If you want the rainbow, you got to put up with the rain."

Steven Wright

Submitted by: Admin /  2018-02-16   Category: Funny

"All those who believe in psycho kinesis, raise my hand."

Steven Wright

Submitted by: Admin /  2018-02-16   Category: Funny

"OK, so what's the speed of dark?"

Steven Wright

Submitted by: Admin /  2018-02-16   Category: Funny

"When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane."

Steven Wright

Submitted by: Admin /  2018-02-16   Category: Funny

"I intend to live forever ... So far, so good."

Steven Wright

Submitted by: Admin /  2018-02-16   Category: Funny

"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?"

Steven Wright

Submitted by: Admin /  2018-02-16   Category: Funny

"Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it."

Steven Wright

Submitted by: Admin /  2018-02-16   Category: Funny

"The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread."

Steven Wright

Submitted by: Admin /  2018-02-16   Category: Funny

"The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard."

Steven Wright

Submitted by: Admin /  2018-02-16   Category: Funny

"The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it."

Steven Wright

Submitted by: Admin /  2018-02-16   Category: Funny

"If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work?"

Steven Wright

Submitted by: Admin /  2018-02-16   Category: Funny

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"Remember, the Force will be with you always."

Obi-Wan Kenobi -- Source

Submitted by: gtgillis /  2004-11-03   Category: Star Wars

"We seem to be made to suffer. It's our lot in life."

C-3PO

Submitted by: gtgillis /  2004-11-03   Category: Star Wars

"I've just about had enough of you. Go that way. You'll be malfunctioning within a day, you near-sighted scrap pile. And don't let me catch you following me begging for help because you won't get it."

C-3PO

Submitted by: gtgillis /  2004-11-03   Category: Star Wars

"Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope."

Princess Leia

Submitted by: gtgillis /  2004-11-03   Category: Star Wars

"I find your lack of faith disturbing."

Darth Vader

Submitted by: gtgillis /  2004-11-03   Category: Star Wars

"One thing's for sure: we're all going to be a lot thinner."

Han Solo

Submitted by: gtgillis /  2004-11-03   Category: Star Wars

"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."

Princess Leia

Submitted by: gtgillis /  2004-11-03   Category: Star Wars

"I've been waiting for you, Obi-wan. We meet again at last. The circle is now complete. When I left you I was but the learner. Now I am the master."

Darth Vader

Submitted by: gtgillis /  2004-11-03   Category: Star Wars

"What good's a reward if you ain't around to use it? Besides, attacking that battle station ain't my idea of courage. It's more like… suicide."

Han Solo

Submitted by: gtgillis /  2004-11-03   Category: Star Wars

"I'm not afraid.
Good. You will be. You will be."

Luke Skywalker
- Yoda

Submitted by: gtgillis /  2004-11-03   Category: Star Wars

"The cave's collapsing!
This is no cave."

Princess Leia
- Han Solo

Submitted by: gtgillis /  2004-11-03   Category: Star Wars

"What's in there?
Only what you take with you."

Luke Skywalker
- Yoda

Submitted by: gtgillis /  2004-11-03   Category: Star Wars

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"7. I used to be Irish Catholic. Now I’m an American — you know, you grow."

George Carlin

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