Quote of the Day

"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent."

Qui-Gon Jinn

  Category: Miscellany

"A psych patient listed her allergies as "rock and roll, AC/DC, penicillin, cotton, and FIRE". #595 (0) - Oct 1, 2009 04:39 AM by Ash"

Ash -- http://www.ertards.com/view/Complete_Idiots/595  (10/1/2009)

"Some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill them."

Unknown

Litany Against Fear

"Litany against fear The litany against fear is an incantation used by the Bene Gesserit to focus their minds and calm themselves in times of peril. The litany is as follows: I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain."

Unknown

"These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow."

Sam Snead

"A hungry dog hunts best."

Lee Trevino

"You can talk to a fade but a hook won't listen.."

Lee Trevino

"I was three over. One over a house, one over a patio, and one over a swimming pool."

George Brett

"Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula. And I took a 7 to do that.."

Jim Murray

"The only sure rule in golf is - he who has the fastest cart never has to play the bad lie."

Mickey Mantle

"Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you're not good at them."

Kevin Costner