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Quote of the Day

Quote of the Day

History is full of stories, rants, perspectives, truths, lies, facts, details, opinions, ordinances, etc. The stories told by the men and women who were there, as well as by those who were not, and their comments, are items for display in the archives of humankind. Visit the museum and contribute.

"Art is ruled uniquely by the imagination."

Benedetto Croce

  Category: Miscellany

  

"Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."

Benjamin Franklin

Submitted by: Greg Gillis /  2007-02-11   Category: Miscellany

"Benjamin Franklin is a big, fat, stupid drunk"

Concerned Mother

Submitted by: Greg Gillis /  2007-02-11   Category: Miscellany

1.

"Mickey Mouse stood before the judge waiting for the verdict on his divorce case. "Mickey Mouse, I cannot grant you a divorce. Although you claim she is crazy, the court has found Minnie Mouse to be mentally competent," proclaimed the judge. "But your Honor," he said, "I didn't say Minnie was crazy. I said she was *censored*ing Goofy!""

Unknown

Submitted by: Greg Gillis /  2006-05-05   Category: 100 Raunchy Jokes

Jem - 24

"Been given 24 hours
to tie up loose ends
to make amends
His eyes said it all
I started to fall
and the silence deafened
Head spinning round
no time to sit down
just wanted to
run and run and run
Be careful they say
don't wish life away,
now I've one day

And I can't believe
How I've been wasting my time

In 24 hours they'll be
laying flowers
on my life, it's over tonight
I'm not messing no I
need your blessing
and your promise to live free
please do it for me

Is there a heaven a hell
and will I come back
who can tell
Now I can see
what matters to me
it's as clear as crystal
The places I've been
the people I've seen
plans that I made
start to fade
The sun's setting gold
thought I would grow old,
it wasn't to be

And I can't believe
How I've been wasting my time

In 18 hours they'll be
laying flowers
on my life, it's over tonight
I'm not messing no I
need your blessing
and your promise to live free
please do it for me

In 13 hours they'll be
laying flowers
on my life, it's over tonight
I'm not messing no I
need your blessing
and your promise to live free
Please do it for me

I'm not alone, I sense it, I sense it
All that I said, I meant it, I meant it

And I can't believe
How much I've wasted my time

In just 8 hours they'll be
laying flowers
on my life, it's over tonight
I'm not messing no I
need your blessing
and your promise to live free
please do it for me

In just 1 hour they'll be
laying flowers
on my life, it's over tonight
I'm not messing no I
need your blessing
and your promise to live free
please do it for me
"

Jem

Submitted by: Greg Gillis /  2006-03-03   Category: Music Lyrics

"work is punishment for failing to procrastinate effectively"

from Bash.org -- Bash.org

Submitted by: Greg Gillis /  2005-06-30   Category: Miscellany, Funny

"Words that soak into your ears are whispered, not yelled"

Unknown

Submitted by: Greg Gillis /  2005-02-25   Category: Cowboy Wisdom

"Meanness don't happen overnight"

Unknown

Submitted by: Greg Gillis /  2005-02-25   Category: Cowboy Wisdom

"Forgive your enemies. It messes with their heads"

Unknown

Submitted by: Greg Gillis /  2005-02-25   Category: Cowboy Wisdom

"Don't sell your mule to buy a plow"

Unknown

Submitted by: Greg Gillis /  2005-02-25   Category: Cowboy Wisdom

"Don't corner something meaner than you"

Unknown

Submitted by: Greg Gillis /  2005-02-25   Category: Cowboy Wisdom