Quote of the Day

"A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain."

Robert Frost

  Category: Funny

"Some People Are Like Slinkies. They're Not Really Good For Anything, But They Bring a Smile To Your Face When Pushed Down The Stairs."

Unknown

"Don't cheat, steal, or lie... But if you must cheat, cheat death... if you must steal, steal time... and if you must lie, lie in the arms of the one you love."

Unknown

"A psych patient listed her allergies as "rock and roll, AC/DC, penicillin, cotton, and FIRE". #595 (0) - Oct 1, 2009 04:39 AM by Ash"

Ash -- http://www.ertards.com/view/Complete_Idiots/595  (10/1/2009)

"Some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill them."

Unknown

Litany Against Fear

"Litany against fear The litany against fear is an incantation used by the Bene Gesserit to focus their minds and calm themselves in times of peril. The litany is as follows: I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain."

Unknown

"These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow."

Sam Snead

"A hungry dog hunts best."

Lee Trevino

"You can talk to a fade but a hook won't listen.."

Lee Trevino

"I was three over. One over a house, one over a patio, and one over a swimming pool."

George Brett

"Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula. And I took a 7 to do that.."

Jim Murray